Automated voice message on the answering machine “If you’re _____ press 1. If you’re not _____ press 2.” How are you not aware that the answering machine is clearly not a person? Does this mean the computers have won? Here I thought Zombies were more likely, turns out it’s the evil AI all over again. The robots are among us. But seriously, are automated messages really not smart enough to run a couple of decisions?? Clearly they were dumb enough to “randomly” select my number.